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michaelnothing:

andhaveapleasanttomorrow:

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project runway season 1 screenshots that make it look like a gregg araki movie

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helloitsbees:
“kalesrebellion:
“So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental...

helloitsbees:

kalesrebellion:

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

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forbiddnsky:

how do y’all have drama on HERE? just reblog a pair of tiddies or a highland cow and chill the fuck out

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booksmcg:

yourdarlinglittlesammy:

do you have those shows that you just pretend got cancelled after a certain season/episode and any following episodes just never existed in the first place?

Glee only lasted one season.

Gargoyles only has 2 seasons. The second one is just really long.

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thegaymertrainer:

Brennan is just the best

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